These are things from my perspective. They may be weird, annoying, or just plain stupid. Enjoy!
1. When on a plane, a person sleeps on someone else's shoulder.
- Okay, first, its creepy. Second, who are you to be sleeping on someones shoulder like that. If I were that person, I would be like "I aint no pillow, am I filled with feathers?"
2. Kids who tease dogs through fences.
- You know the dog is gonna get mad, so why do it? Two things will happen: either it will jump over the fence and bite your face off or it will bark at you really loudly. Most likely, it will jump over the fence. Good luck!
3. People who ask the most stupid questions ever.
- What is wrong with you? "Does a dollar sign have one line or two?" It doesn't matter Sally. "How do you spell Mount Rainer?" Look it up or sound it out, geez. "How do you know you think you saw Billy? WHAT?!
4. Bikers who ride in the road.
- That happened to me and my mom. This guy was right in front of the cars and people were honking at him. Seriously dude, move! Then this one time a lady crossed right in front of the car and we almost hit her! Lady, do you really want to die today? Didn't think so.
5. When a couple says "We're pregnant".
- That's just not possible. If you share a uterus, then okay I guess so, but you don't. The lady is pregnant not both of you. Plus, it's just weird if you say that.
There will be five of these every Friday! Hope you liked it (:
Bike riders should ride in the street because it's called a sidewalk not a sideride
ReplyDeleteListen to daddy he is right. But they shouldn't get in front of the car that is stupid
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